You know when you have one of those weeks where everything just seems to go wrong and nothing goes quite right?
Well I’ve had one of those.
In fact it’s been one of the longest weeks I can remember, and feels like it started at least 10 days ago.
Here are the things that have gone wrong this week:
1. A bird pooed on my head and I didn’t notice. Misery Guts spotted it in my hair when he came home from work. How long had it been there? An hour? Four hours? All day?
2. I went to parents’ evening with a big dollop of toothpaste on the front of my jumper. In hindsight, I was wondering what the teacher kept glancing at. There’s a theme here isn’t there – I ought to actually look in the mirror every now and again.
3. Little B was sick on me not once, not twice, but three times. And I don’t mean a bit of spit-up – we’re talking proper vom that saturates clothes, seeps into crevices, requires the entire bed to be stripped at 3am and stinks.
4. BB’s pneumonia got so bad she had to be admitted to hospital. I probably should have put this one first but technically this happened last week and carried over into this week.
5. All of the above means I’ve drunk too much wine. Again.
Oh well. I’ll be better next week. Honest.
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Ohhh, did you know a bird pooping on you is suppose to bring good luck? This may possibly jist be something my nan told me to make me feel better about being pooped on, but nans arnt allowed to lie are they? #Picknmix
Is it? That’s great news!x
We all have a bad day sometimes – but a bad week! Drink all the wine you like…and hopefully next week will see an improvement x #picknmix
I do hope so!x
I’ve also heard that getting pooped on (by a bird!) is good luck – I hope there’s some coming your way soon to make up for your rotten week! #parentingpicks
I hope so – I’ll look out for it!x
Oh what a week!!!!! I hope BB is doing much better? How scary – hospitals are scary places for grown ups, let alone kids. I really hope that birdy poop is giving you some good luck now – or at least put a halt on the bad luck!! Thanks for linking up to #ParentingPicks! Mim x
We’re away on a much needed spa break now & the kids are with my parents – trying to make the most of every second!x
Oh dear. That’s a lot for one week.I told my wife we say it’s good luck when one pooped on her head. She remained unconvinced. I also never remember to look in the mirror. Once I only put eye liner on one eye and only noticed when I child asked what was wrong with my eye. Hope next week is better x
Thanks so much for linking up to #fartglitter x
I’m so glad it’s not only me then!
Urghh I hate how everything always seems to happen at the same time! So glad it sounds like BB is better now, but the bird poo did make me a chuckle – sorry! ;),
Thanks for linking up to #Picknmix
Stevie x
It’s been a much better week this week thank goodness x
what a poo (!) week. hope BB is better, I had pneumonia as a teenager and it’s rotten.
#fartglitter
She is so much better now – you’re right, it really was rotten x
You just reminded me..baby boy threw up on my top the other day and the only bonus point was that this meant nothing went on the carpet!
I’m like that if it doesn’t hit the sofa!!